Humor
The Gardening Season Begins (Churchill’s Speech)
by Timothy Lawton on Feb.15, 2010, under Gardening, General, Humor
Well, I just sent out my seed order on Friday. Hopefully I’ll get them soon. It’s been a tough time because I’m traumatized by the deer eating half of my unfenced in gardens last year. So, I’m preparing for battle. I shall go on to the end. I will fight them in the gardens. I will fight them on the lawn. I will fight them with growing confidence in my choice of plants and deterrents. I will defend my land. Whatever the cost may be. I shall fight in the parking lots. I shall fight them on the streets. I will fight them on the paths, and if I should I will fight them in the forests. I SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!!!
Failed Businesses
by Timothy Lawton on Mar.31, 2009, under Humor
1. Joe’s Bank and Gunshop
2. Victoria’s Secret of Saudi Arabia
3. Tao Ming’s Italian Restaurant
4. Sahara Sand and Gravel
5. Swiss Wheelchair Vacations
6. Josef Stalin Collectbles
7. India’s Best BBQ
8. Hooter’s of San Francisco
9. White Slaves R Us
10. The Military Aczdemy of France
11. Mosquito Lake Lodge
12. The Poprocks Shipping Co.
13. The Israeli Pork and Cheeseburger Co.
14. South Florida Ski Barn
15. Def Jam Middle East
16. Girls Girls Girls of Greenwhich Village
17. Inuet Ice Cream Shop
18. Communist Flea Market
19. Just Bolts, Nothing Else
20. Arabian Divorce Lawyers Cohen and Horowitz
21. Gynsu Knives for Kids